We here at Northwest Schools for Brainwashing and Torture LOVE Link. All sex
ed classes next quarter will feature Link and Zelda and Link and Ganondorf as demonstration models for how to have sex.
2 minutes off of school!
Be thankful, we have decided to give you two extra minutes off
school today because of the snow. Remember, you must be here at our delayed starting time (4:03 AM), or we will give the usual
punishment.