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Welcome to Northwest Schools for Brainwashing and Torture

Breaking News!
We are a bunch of demented faggots who wish nothing but total damnation on all these fucking stupid kids.


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Link is hot!!!!
We here at Northwest Schools for Brainwashing and Torture LOVE Link. All sex ed classes next quarter will feature Link and Zelda and Link and Ganondorf as demonstration models for how to have sex.



2 minutes off of school!
Be thankful, we have decided to give you two extra minutes off school today because of the snow. Remember, you must be here at our delayed starting time (4:03 AM), or we will give the usual punishment.

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Were recruiting new slaves!

Recruitment day is coming up, and we will be going door to door to take fresh meat for use in our sweatshops.

Click for more info about your rights (Wait, what rights?)



Lunch Menu

Want to know how many hundreds of years old the meat is that we are feeding our slaves, aka your kids? Click the (jordan) link below to find out.

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